11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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