I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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