Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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