i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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