Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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