Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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