And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Randomize
