those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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