How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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