You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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