Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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