idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I love you. Go after that dick
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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