He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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