how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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