Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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