Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(949): View more from California

my vag is so smooth its legendary

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(913): View more from Kansas

No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

Good morning to you

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(601): View more from Mississippi

There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.

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(647): View more from Ontario

there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.

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(520): View more from Arizona

normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.

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(415): View more from California

When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...

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(510): View more from California

I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.

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