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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!

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Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.

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(515): Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!! (1-515): Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states. http://tfl.nu/ptk3

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love

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(610): Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love http://tfl.nu/hgdf

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(720): View more from Colorado

If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.

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(720): If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend. http://tfl.nu/by48

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(775): View more from Nevada

Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.

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(775): Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy. http://tfl.nu/sqr0

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.

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I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.

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(215): I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done. (1-215): I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together. http://tfl.nu/q0m2

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(810): View more from Michigan

You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.

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(810): You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight. http://tfl.nu/18uj

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(360): View more from Washington

Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.

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(360): Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites. http://tfl.nu/6ydr

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(701): View more from North Dakota

nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information

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walking out with herpes. that would be worse

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(701): nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information (1-701): walking out with herpes. that would be worse http://tfl.nu/edgz

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(303): View more from Colorado

Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.

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(303): Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV. http://tfl.nu/f5v6

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,

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(403): Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20, http://tfl.nu/h2dw

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(773): View more from Illinois

Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.

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(773): Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important. http://tfl.nu/scnm

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(914): View more from New York

He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?

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(914): He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right? http://tfl.nu/6yne

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(937): View more from Ohio

Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.

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(937): Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills. http://tfl.nu/u4sm

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(208): View more from Idaho

We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.

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(208): We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us. http://tfl.nu/uocw

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible

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(570): I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible http://tfl.nu/bjuj

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