Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
