i permit you to call me
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Fuck appropriateness.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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