So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize