I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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