All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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