You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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