Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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