Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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