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• (760): View more from California

  can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?

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  oh geez, wrong person.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?

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• (661): View more from California

  Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?

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• (714): View more from California

  He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I hugged the bouncer as we left.

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• (858): View more from California

  we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.

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  Where did he get the tophat?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.

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  I hate that cat.

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