Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?