can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.