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I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy

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You shut your mouth

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(313): I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy (1-313): You shut your mouth http://tfl.nu/xp5b

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(480): View more from Arizona

So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.

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(480): So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that. http://tfl.nu/bec0

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His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

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(815 ): His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship. http://tfl.nu/efr0

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(323): View more from California

Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?

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We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?

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Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.

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(323): Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender? (1-323): We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out? (323): Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture. http://tfl.nu/sr23

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I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.

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(709): I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again. http://tfl.nu/ujyy

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(971): View more from Oregon

Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously

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you are my hero

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(971): Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously (503): you are my hero http://tfl.nu/me35

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(203): View more from Connecticut

is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??

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(203): is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore?? http://tfl.nu/voom

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.

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(202): She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified. http://tfl.nu/adq0

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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.

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(813): Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point. http://tfl.nu/ezlw

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(786): View more from Florida

It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...

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(786): It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries... http://tfl.nu/iebn

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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!

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(805): You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius! http://tfl.nu/013j

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(574): View more from Indiana

My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.

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(574): My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever. http://tfl.nu/qus4

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(916): View more from California

What's the place called?

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I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results

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(916): What's the place called? (916): I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results http://tfl.nu/7h1g

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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...

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(717): Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls... http://tfl.nu/qcx4

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Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.

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(858): Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself. http://tfl.nu/wluz

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