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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek

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• (562): View more from California

  When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Did we just second hand smoke crack?

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