Wat do u mean how?
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.