new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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