she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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