Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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