Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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