By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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