I am puke
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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