Your face is a jimmy john
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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