So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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