She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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