Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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only you would photoshop your dick
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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