i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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