i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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