Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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