Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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