All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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