let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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