better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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