I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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