I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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