it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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