It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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