I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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