I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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