His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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