I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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