You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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