your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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