she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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