Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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