On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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